Ever looked in Google Analytics or your FEEDJIT to see what people are Google searching which brings them to your blog? If you haven't, maybe it's best you keep it that way - ignorance is bliss.
Here's what I learned: Retrospace Has Devastated Legions of Pervs Worldwide
Look what key words brought traffic to Retrospace this past month:
"Doris Day topless"
"Susan George topless"
"Elizabeth Montgomery topless"etc.... I think you'll detect a pattern here. Needless to say, there were a lot of disappointed searchers out there because I don't have any topless pictures on Retrospace. Sorry.
There are quite a few disturbing ones involving horses like "horsesexy" and "sexy horse", which led them to my post on a sexy horse manure ad. I can only assume they left disappointed.
By far, my top Google search perv keyword is "spanking": "spanking women", "spanking old women", "spanking women that deserve it", "spanking comics", etc. etc. It leads them to this post which I'm sure has disappointed thousands of spank-loving pervs around the world. Again, sorry.
Nothing against the pervs out there - there's a welcome mat here at Retrospace for pervs and non-pervs (if there is such a thing!) alike. However, it's nice to live in my fairy tale world where thousands of people are typing in things like "interesting and lively discussion on the state of contemporary music" to get here instead of things like "custom van sex".
My favorite Retrospace keyword searches from this past month:
"Paul Lynde took ectasy" and
"does Helen Reddy have mental telepathy"
BTW: On the subject of kink, I just recently learned that Joe Shuster, the co-creator of Superman, was a big time perv! Turns out, there's a ton of Shuster artwork that's come out depicting some pretty hardcore fetish stuff. (posts on it here and here)
What the hell? These are some seriously sadistic scenes - penned by the same hand that created the Man of Steel! The disturbing thing is that a lot the characters in his kinky artwork look remarkably like his Superman characters - Jimmy Olsen, Lex Luthor, Lois Lane, etc. The picture below is just about the tamest one I could find.
I'm no expert on Shuster or even comics in general; however, if I had to guess - Shuster went off the deep end when he sold the rights to Superman for a mere $130 only to see it turn into a huge success. Pent up frustrations are understandable - better to put them on paper than act them out I guess.
Here's what I learned: Retrospace Has Devastated Legions of Pervs Worldwide
Look what key words brought traffic to Retrospace this past month:
"Doris Day topless"
"Susan George topless"
"Elizabeth Montgomery topless"etc.... I think you'll detect a pattern here. Needless to say, there were a lot of disappointed searchers out there because I don't have any topless pictures on Retrospace. Sorry.
There are quite a few disturbing ones involving horses like "horsesexy" and "sexy horse", which led them to my post on a sexy horse manure ad. I can only assume they left disappointed.
By far, my top Google search perv keyword is "spanking": "spanking women", "spanking old women", "spanking women that deserve it", "spanking comics", etc. etc. It leads them to this post which I'm sure has disappointed thousands of spank-loving pervs around the world. Again, sorry.
Nothing against the pervs out there - there's a welcome mat here at Retrospace for pervs and non-pervs (if there is such a thing!) alike. However, it's nice to live in my fairy tale world where thousands of people are typing in things like "interesting and lively discussion on the state of contemporary music" to get here instead of things like "custom van sex".My favorite Retrospace keyword searches from this past month:
"Paul Lynde took ectasy" and
"does Helen Reddy have mental telepathy"
BTW: On the subject of kink, I just recently learned that Joe Shuster, the co-creator of Superman, was a big time perv! Turns out, there's a ton of Shuster artwork that's come out depicting some pretty hardcore fetish stuff. (posts on it here and here)
What the hell? These are some seriously sadistic scenes - penned by the same hand that created the Man of Steel! The disturbing thing is that a lot the characters in his kinky artwork look remarkably like his Superman characters - Jimmy Olsen, Lex Luthor, Lois Lane, etc. The picture below is just about the tamest one I could find.
I'm no expert on Shuster or even comics in general; however, if I had to guess - Shuster went off the deep end when he sold the rights to Superman for a mere $130 only to see it turn into a huge success. Pent up frustrations are understandable - better to put them on paper than act them out I guess.
