This is what happens when you have a combination of an obsessive-compulsive disorder and too much time on your hands:
1. You start passing your break time at work and late evening hours at home perusing through old Sears and JC Penny catalogs because you are obsessed with the retro universe.
2. You start to notice this one particular chick who's in all the Sears and JC Penny catalogs from 1969-1971; you don't know her name but she's in every one of them.
3. You start to notice that she looks extremely psycho in all her pictures. Her sanity seems to be hanging by a thread. What became of her? Your mind wanders...
Moral to this little story: Leave these old catalogs alone. Like the Necronomicon, their dark secrets are best left hidden.
1. You start passing your break time at work and late evening hours at home perusing through old Sears and JC Penny catalogs because you are obsessed with the retro universe.
2. You start to notice this one particular chick who's in all the Sears and JC Penny catalogs from 1969-1971; you don't know her name but she's in every one of them.
3. You start to notice that she looks extremely psycho in all her pictures. Her sanity seems to be hanging by a thread. What became of her? Your mind wanders...
Moral to this little story: Leave these old catalogs alone. Like the Necronomicon, their dark secrets are best left hidden.
