Get your mind out of the gutter - it's not what you're thinking. I know there's always been a subtle sexual tension between Laverne and Shirley, but that's no reason to jump to conclusions. There's probably a rational explanation for all this.... please, God, tell me DeFazio and Feeney aren't going at it!
Good Lord. Everybody just stay calm. Laverne & Shirley was only a porno in your mind - nothing ever really happened between the two roommates.... right? (ahem) Well, now that I think about it....
In one episode where they think they're going to die in a plane crash, Shirley grabs Laverne and plants a passionate kiss on her, full on the mouth.
And I always just assumed the big "L" on all of Laverne's clothing stood for "Laverne" - it very well could've stood for "Lesbian"..... I'm just thinking out loud here, folks.
....and what exactly does "Schlemiel, Schlamazel, Hassenpfeffer Incorporated" mean? Could it be some sort of lesbian code?
And in the opening credits, Laverne literally comes out of the closet - assisted by Shirley opening the door. Could this be a not-so-subtle clue?
"But Shirley had a boyfriend" you say. This is true - I won't argue with that. Shirley was dating Carmine Ragusa for several seasons. But whatever became of "The Big Ragu"? I'll tell you what became of him: He became a dancer on Broadway! You do the math.
