Here's a few mini-skirt pictures that, quite frankly, have me scratching my head. I'm not exactly sure what's going on in the photo, and perhaps I don't want to know.
Take, for instance, the photo at the top of this post. Obviously, there's some sort of money-raising going on... but why is this mini-skirted chick riding side-saddle on a donkey? And why is this persson dressed as a freakish elephant? We may never know.... but, it's evidently worth a donation.
OK. What'll it be? A lollipop or a bottle of booze? Your guess is as good as mine as to what the hell is going on here.
Why is this man on his knees with his hands behind his back? It looks like she's presenting him with some sort of award, but what kind of award do you get on the ground for? I'm confused.
"Hey, honey. Can you pick me up?"
"Where are you?"
"I'm in a phone booth."
"How will I know which phone booth?"
"It's the one that's IN THE CHEST CAVITY OF A GIANT WOODEN MAN."
"Ah."
I'm confused why this woman is sitting on this clown's lap... and why he seems so resistant. What's the backstory here? Is she his psychotic ex-wife and he's trying to hide by masquerading as a circus clown? Or does she have a thing for clowns, and this is her latest conquest? She doesn't seem dressed for the rodeo or circus... what exactly is going on here?
