I know I just posted on this subject, but as I always say, you can never have enough bad crochet posts. I literally have so many of these images that I could post every day till Christmas, and only touch the tip of the crochet iceberg..... my hard drive overfloweth with pictures of bad crochet.
But let's get one thing straight - when I say "bad", I don't mean it in a derogatory way, nor do I mean it in a positive Michael Jackson "I'm Bad" kinda way. They're bad and good at the same time - it's like light: both a wave and a particle at the same time. It's existential, really. Case in point....
These outfits are horrible! This is what happens when you mix marijuana and yarn. Don't smoke and knit, this is what'll happen...... and yet, I love it! Admit it, wouldn't it be awesome if everyone just said "to hell with it" and dressed with such flair and boldness today? Everything is so boring now - no risks in color or style, just the same ol' shit year after year. I'd welcome the day when red, orange, and purple hot pants made of yarn comes back in style.
Okay, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that it's easy to love a pair of hot pants - who'd care if it was made of freaking Polish sausage, hot pants are welcome no matter what their style. Good point.
However, I could even go for that godawful mess you see above. Yeah, that's right. I said it. Give me a day when it's cool to wear a yellow and orange crochet vest over a brown sweater! When you are bold and take chances, you will certainly be mocked in future decades.... our current blandness will probably never be mocked, but how boring!
What does disturb me about the picture above is that the man and woman in matching vests are obviously a couple.... yet she is all up on the guy on the left. What gives?
Well, I guess I should stop rambling, and just get to the pictures. Enjoy these incredibly awful/awesome yarn creations!
