Frank has mastered the radical art of "The Knee of Listening", and will pass this forbidden and arcane art on to you for $7.95. What a pitiful name for an occult practice. The title is actually so bad that I'm curious as to what the hell the "Knee of Listening" actually is. Anyone know?
How disappointing. Become a certified witch and all it does is get you jobs, relieve stress, and bring more money? What happened to the murderous curses and evil enchantments? I want my money back.
What a name! I tried to make a couple of my own: Psychozizio and Psychozofo. This is fun.
This is my favorite - an occult shaving brush! For $5.00 you can get both the pyramid of mysterious cosmic energy AND the shaving brush! What a steal!
Let me get this straight. I fill in the eleven blanks and I'll get rich? Let's see.... how about "STOP BEING SO FUCKING GULLIBLE AND PUT YOUR MONEY IN SAVINGS"?
