I thought I'd seen it all. Through my many years of vintage exploration, I've seen the very depths of fashion atrocities. I've seen high-waisted acid-washed mom jeans, and I've seen nut-hugging crochet pant suits... but I've never seen anything like this! You've got to admire that German ingenuity - they took horrible American fashions and fine tuned them to the absolute limit of awfulness.
Thankfully, Wandering Stan saw fit to scan a 1973 catalog and post it on Flickr. I took the liberty of making a slideshow from it. Clicking on the images will direct you to his photoset; clicking the "4 arrow icon" on the bottom right will expand the slideshow to full screen. Don't say I didn't warn you.
