How to Make a Movie the Retrospace Way

I was watching the movie Shock Waves the other day (a 70s film about aquatic Nazi zombies), and it occurred to me that any movie, no matter how badly put together about aquatic Nazi zombies would be awesome.

Making a movie should be a cake walk – just utilize the Retrospace list below, and the movie will write itself. Take for instance, this one…

Cave-Dwelling Nympho Cheerleaders

Tell me you wouldn’t go see this movie. You’d have to be M. Knight Shyamalan to mess this up. Other examples I've come up with include:

Switch-Blade Voodoo Sasquatch

Satanic Robot Assassins

Atomic Flesh-Eating Stewardesses

Toxic Shape-Shifting Orca

Kung Fu Stripper Vampires

Aquatic Nazi Zombies (taken)

Hell-born Ninja Hookers

Bionic Disco Time-Lord

Homicidal Jedi Bikers

Bare-Naked Space Cannibals

Undead Pimp Vigilante



Notice to Spielberg and James Cameron: Contact me. There’s more where these came from.

I had a lot of fun thinking of these (during a very boring meeting at work). I wonder if any of you could come up with some more.  Drop them in a comment, I'd love to hear them.