Courtesy of LetsPolka and WMFU comes this disturbance in The Force - disco polka. If ever two words did not belong together it is "disco" and "polka". Yet, it occurred in 1977, and ever since then, mankind has been on the path to Armageddon. The universe simply could not tolerate the unification of two such opposing forces - like the collision of matter and anti-matter.... the chain reaction will have dire consquences, the likes of which humanity has never seen.
Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating, but disco polka is still pretty awful. It was created by Lawrence Welk's accordion player, Myron Floren. Blame him, not me, for what you are about to hear.
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For more on this (if you dare), check out jbfunky's Welk blog. Don't say I didn't warn you.