Ahhhh. There's just nothing better than a good bad album cover. Let's take a look at few, shall we?
It pains me that all of the following images are less than 500 pixels wide - I usually require a decent amount of resolution so that their badness can be full appreciated. However, I was recently sent a ton of album images (many I'd never seen before), and beggars can't be choosers. I simply had to share some of them.
I love Dino - he's the king of cool, but this album cover is horrible. Dean Martin is the coolest cat to have ever lived - making a good looking record cover should've been a no-brainer... somehow, this album designer was actually able to screw it up, in spite of Dino's impressive mojo.
Jesus, what is this? Music to commit suicide to? A nice touch would've been to put a revolver on the table in front of him.
Call me crazy, but that dude looks like Mark Wahlberg, does he not? And to answer their question - YES. Marky Mark seems preoccupied with something (perhaps a Celtics game); wait till the game is over to have sex.
This looks more like a hostage situation than a teen danse party. The dude in the middle simply looks too old to be hangin' with this crowd.... I don't trust him.
Yes, Mr. Tyson got a Saturday Night Fever suit and a new toupée.... he is born again, baby!
WTF? Our high-tech recording engineer is taping the sounds of a hand puppet?... mouthed by a chick in a bikini?... standing in high heels behind a pointless wire frame?.... . so many questions.
Looks like Bump Jive No. 9 is just an awkward hip bump. Perhaps Bump Jive No. 10 will be a little more interesting. I love m'lady's jeans; that look is really working for her.
I'm diggin the chick and the shag comforter.... however, I'm not so impressed with the baby bottle in her mouth. I understand "El Biberon" means "the bottle" - but surely this is not what the Colonial Set had in mind. This is either really kinky or really dumb.... something tells me it's a little bit of both.
Okay, now this is just effing scary.
Guilda is awfully proud of her fur isn't she? What is that - mink? possum? The dead animals look remarkably intact; I'll bet some of these still have their heads. Did she buy it from a taxidermist?
No disrespect, Miss Mabley, but this isn't what I had in mind when I came the Playboy club. Say a prayer she doesn't take her top off.
