There's been some unbelievably bad books published over the years. Let's take a look at just a few...
Stare deep into his eyes; he will entrance you. Look into eyes; he will control you. He is the Man with Mad Eyes, and he will "use his evil power for sensual satisfaction"!
Easily one of the worst titles in history. I don't know quite what to say other than ask where's the asses' milk? That looks like blood - do these asses have bloody lactation? And how does someone actually come to be IN asses' (plural) milk? It's obviously Biblical.... perhaps, I'm just not up on my Old Testament.
...and speaking of disgusting titles...
The Juice of Love? Uh, no thanks... I'll just have a water.
And speaking of love juice...
moving on...
Okay, I know - this could be a useful book to a veterinarian. For some reason this just struck me as an odd book nonetheless. "Over 300 ACTION PICTURES" WTF? It sounds like sheep porn. And what is a TV Vet anyway? I'm so confused.
At least it provides a nice segue to the next book...
Anyone out there ever read this book? It looks terrible... but at the same time intriguing. The horse is dead, but is the woman dead? And why is she clutching a guitar? Enquiring minds want to know.
I think every home in the seventies had one of these awful pantyhose crafts somewhere. We made them in school..... God, they were ugly. My mother-in-law still has her kids' pantyhose crafts on display..... a constant source of embarrassment.
And speaking of embarrassment, imagine being caught reading this next little number...
It would seem Rubber Dolly needs an extension cord. Should've splurged and got the battery powered Dolly.
I'll tell you who doesn't need a Rubber Dolly, gas or electric. That's those lusty dietitians. We've head all about the amorous adventures of doctors and nurses. It's about time the dietitians get their due! Soon to be followed by the Horny Phlebotomist.
And evidently dietitians ain't the only ones getting their game on. Driving instructors have their own lascivious exploits to tell. Not sure what's going on in this cover photo, but I'm sure it's naughty - those driving instructors are such hedonists!
