couchlock
Being too stoned to get off of the couch
body spam
Unsolicited and unwanted physical contact
chevrolegs
The kind of vehicle you own when you can't afford a car
onion booty
Booty that looks so good it makes a grown man want to cry
food stupid
Condition when you eat too much and your body's energy leaves the brain to focus on digestion
tooth sweater
When you go for a day or so without brushing your teeth, and the texture in your mouth feels like your teeth are wearing fuzzy little sweaters.
girllionaire
A guy who is especially gifted at picking up girls and seems to have a million girlfriends. The Fonz was a prime example of a girllionaire.
pornacopia
An over abundace of porn. An object or place that contains untold ammounts of porn.
I smell bacon
The police are coming; or, the police are here
