When I say "horrible" I mean HORRIBLE. And I'm not talking about the fun kind of horrible where it's delightfully bad. No. Every one of these songs represents a bad decision, a lapse in judgement, a flat out mistake. One can only wonder what unfortunate series of events led to the creation of these auditory nightmares.
Some songs make you want to tap your foot. Some songs make you want to get up and dance. And then there's these songs, which make you want to grab the nearest sharp object and jab it into your ear.
So, why punish yourself by downloading this miserable crap? I'll tell you why. It's the same reason people slow down on the highway when there's a wreck. It's the same reason people watch reality shows. Sick fascination.
Enjoy.
01. The Crusher - The Novas (1964)
02. I Want My Baby Back- Jimmy Cross (1964)
03. Fluffy- Gloria Balsam (1979)
04. Paralyzed- The Legendary Stardust Cowboy (1968)
05. I Wanna Be Your Dog- The Seven Stooges (circa 1969)
06. Kinko The Clown- Odgen Edsl (1983)
07. Umbassa and the Dragon- The Turtles (1968)
08. Ugly- Johnny Meeskite (circa 1978)
09. Surfin' Tragedy- The Breakers (1963)
10. Young at Heart- Wild Man Fischer (circa 1975)
11. Downtown- Mrs. Miller (1966)
12. K'nish Doctor- Mickey Katz (1958)
13. Foreign Novelty Smash- The Credibility Gap (circa 1973)
14. Nag- The Halos (1961)
15. Who Hid The Halibut On The Poop Deck- Yogi Yorgesson (circa 1954)
16. Goodbye Sam- Shad O'Shea (1973)
17. The Candy Rapper- Sticky Fingers (circa 1980)
18. Hands - Debbie Dawn (1973)
19. Baseball Card Lover- Rockin' Richie Ray (circa late 1970s)
20. Fudd on the Hill- Little Roger & The Goosebumps (circa 1968)
21. Split Level Head- Napoleon XIV (1966)
BONUS TRACK: Surfin' School- King Uszniewicz & The Usniewicztones (1963)
