awkwardtropolis: a room full of people all feeling an immense amount of awkwardness
exam shirt: a cheap, comfortable and often ugly shirt that is worn repeatedly during an exam period, designated to absorb the panic-induced sweat.
carbon cockprint: the amount of CO2 and greenhouse gases released by a man in search of sexual gratification
head splinter: a painfully annoying song that gets stuck in your head, in extreme cases, impeding everyday tasks.
nasal terrorism: When someone purposely makes the area around them smell so terrible that people have watery eyes, pronounced coughing, and an urge to run from the room quickly.
lap spam: the annoying junk mail placed in the folds of your favorite newspapers or magazine.
rebound goggles: When you just broke up with your guy/girl and your feeling desperate. Every person of the opposite sex looks hot to you.
cellfish: An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people. (see also: cellfabsorbed)
kinda funny, but not: Something that is laughable, but on the other hand can be seriously painful physically or mentally. [ex. "Did you hear what happened to Joe? He got dumped five times in a row in two days. It was kinda funny, but not."]
out for trout: a person on patrol for a sexual partner
