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"Why get up, may I inquire?"
"Spam 'n' Pancakes on the fire."
"(Gag!) I would rather eat barb wire."
I think with my eyes closed, nose plugged, and drunk on Jagermeister, I might be able to swallow the Spam 'n' Pancakes and Spamwiches. However, no amount of preparation or substance abuse would be sufficient for me to ingest the Spam 'n' Spaghetti.

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Nothing wrong with a meatless meatloaf. Veggie-burgers are not half bad, so why not meatloaf? Well, my friends, this meatloaf is made of macaroni. I think if I were starving and this was offered to me, I would choose death.