Maybe Going Shirtless Wasn't Such a Good Idea

I like Telly Savalas. I'm a fan of his television and film work, and even like his music, so I mean no disrespect... but what the hell? This is just wrong.


The band claims they weren't completely nude - they had jeans on. But given that even their name is a lie (they're from Buffalo not Orleans), can they be trusted?

Well, let's hope that at least one one of them is trustworthy considering the man in the center is John Hall of the 19th Congressional District of New York.

For other horrible examples of album cover manscaping, go here (if you dare).

Thanks for the Orleans pictures and info what's the point?

Here's a little story for you before you go:

Once upon a time there was a timid young lad named Herbie Mann. He wore glasses, played the flute, and released nice albums like Yardbird Suite....


.... then the 1970's arrived and Herbie grew up. He ditched the glasses, made albums about sex, and turned his flute into a giant phallus.

The end.