Hey Timmy, your 44 inch Christmas stocking sure is impressive. But before you get all worked up about it, check what's inside: a single Santa boot, a hideous mask, and what looks to be a plastic green lobster. To add insult to injury, only an ounce more candy than the smaller size.... A hard lesson was learned that Christmas morn'.
Also from the same 1975 Sears Christmas catalog...
Let's play a game: Which of these CHILDREN'S hats does not belong?
I guess it just wasn't a big deal back in the day to get your little boy a Budweiser hat. Of course, the fine print says you can't buy it if you live in Alabama or Virginia (which is sort of ironic considering those are two states you'd think a Bud hat would be in great demand).
