A Very Heino Christmas

I am sure that many English speaking musicians seem strange to other cultures... but that doesn't erase the fact that Heino scares the hell out of me. Heinz Georg Kramm is one of the most famous singers in Germany. He (and his hair and shades) has been one of the best known personalities in Germany since the mid-1960's! (source)

Well, you can hardly blame me for my instinctual aversion to Heino given his track record of creepy album covers.

Here's a clip from his Christmas special in the 1970's. Same haircut, same shades, same icy cold chills going down my spine.



Of course, strange and awful Christmas music is in no short supply here in the States. The absolute worst Christmas song of all time has to be John Denver's "Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)". Here's a taste-



The Sun Sentinel has a great list of horrible Christmas album covers if you want to check it out.