I like to look at an old photograph and try to determine what's going through their head when the picture was taken. What was this dude in the above image thinking? I think he feels like a douche frolicking in a circle with a bunch of girls. I think he's silently praying for it to be over.
Okay, the whole "blacks can dance, whites have no rhythm" stereotype is very tired. However, this photograph would seem to prove that theory beyond a reasonable doubt. As a general rule, Caucasians should never dance in rooms that have good lighting.
Do I have filthy mind that's in the gutter, or did you think of a sexual connotation to this record's title as well?.... I didn't think so. (awkward silence)
So, here's a few more chicks in miniskirts gettin' their groove on...
No one is dancing to the jukebox.... perhaps they're nervous, or too cool. The blonde chick has no partner and she is beckoning you for this dance. Go for it.
Now that's the ticket. Don't be shy. Just shake that moneymaker.
